If my brother goes to a beach and takes his top off, it’s a beach
If I go to a beach and take my top off, it’s a nude beach
If my boyfriend takes his top off because he is warm, he is cooling off
If I took my top off because I was warm, it would be illegal
If my dad was in a magazine shirtless, he would be modelling
If I was in a magazine shirtless, it would be seen as porn
If a guy runs around with his top off for no reason, nobody questions it
If I was to breast feed my child however, which is totally natural and not at all sexual, I could be asked to put my breast away because I was making others feel ‘uncomfortable’
PLEASE support #freethenipple because it is so so so important and will help make everyones bodies equal
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??
Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.
Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.
Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show
Y'all suspect af😂
*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*
Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash
Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police
